My Little One Trick Pony

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date prep

  • me: oh, its almost time
  • this is exciting
  • lucky you. you have a date with someone you like.
  • B: yeah. game time!
  • me: i am going to ride a stationary bike with 20 other people in a small hot room while a gay man yells at us over techno music
  • B: its a fun feeling
  • what the crap is that?
  • ohhhhhhh
  • work out
  • me: yeah
  • totallly fuuun
  • whos the sucker now?